The Battle for Classified Intel

The Battle for Classified Intel was a battle that took place on December 20th, 2021. It occurred when Banished forces allied with the Doom Syndicate randomly attacked Master Chief (aka John Halo) and the other UNSC forces stationed on Planet House II.

Build-up Leading to the Battle
Scorpion and Sub-Zero were talking about meaningless crap when Scorpion had an idea: to divert Doom Syndicate's attention away from the war effort and reveal his waifu to the world (Doom Syndicate is an anime fan).

The Battle Itself
Two Mgalekgolo threw the Spider-Men's car at the Spartans and Marines. Master Chief blew one of them up with a SPNKR Rocket Launcher. The other one was distracted and weakened by Spartan Gerald's flamethrower, and killed by the Arbiter. None of the combattants knew the reason for the battle. The good guys simply believed that the bad guys wanted to acquire more living space. A Jiralhanae warrior swung his Gravity Hammer but was ultimately beaten by Joe-Bob Shrekinson because shotgun beats everything.